My bonsai garden. I shall reinstate my alias, Master Oogwae.
Planted this puppy last night. It’s neato guido.
My first blood. Delicious.
Contrary to what it looks like, my grandmother and I are very pleased with each other.
One could ask why all the blind in the apartment are destroyed.. Because satan lives in with us.
Don’t be fooled. This is a real life parrot.
First, like this photo, then comment 538 whilst standing on your head counting down from ten, and drinking a glass of water. Then watch as nothing happens and you make a complete jackass of yourself.